You're bored. I know it. Why not impress all of your friends with your perfectly honed skils and cat-like reflexes? That's right. Hand-soccer, a sport for persons of all ages, provides friendly competition and the ever-so-necessary opportunity to make a friend take some balls to the face.

Here are some reasons to play:

1. No Racial Advantages. Tired of always losing to black people? Fear not. Hand-soccer is a skill based sport that is independent of athletic ability.
2. Freedom To Foul. Tired of having to shut your mouth and behave during sporting events? Not anymore. Feel free to drop an f-bomb or insult a friend's mother during play as often as you desire.
3. Festive Failure. Born a loser? Chances are, that won't ever change. However, you can still still have fun in spite of your suckage.
4. Freedom Of Fat. Obesity is a problem, right? Wrong. Use your repulsive, soppy, overabundant bulk of blubber to your advantage.