The Bees Kneesy NUHSC Rules

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The f ollowing is a copy of the rules, as seen in the official rulebook of handsoccer. Note that one small modification has been made.

Section 1. 1)Play begins with the ball in the center when the first word of the song is sung. 2) In the event of an instrumental, play shall begin when a third party instructs the players to begin by saying 'Go' or something similar. 3)In the ensuing quarters of play, the initial possession will lie with the player who has fewer total goals. 4)If the score is tied in the ensuing quarters of play, play will begin in the same manner as the first quarter.

Section 2. 1)A goal is scored when the ball is slapped past the opponent, on the ground, in bounds. 2)In the event that a the defensemen blocks a properly slapped ball and the ball lifts off the ground and makes it to the boundary, it is ruled a goal. 3)Should the defensemen attack the ball, the offense may pick the ball off the ground. 4)The offense may only advance a ball on the ground, by slapping it. 5)The defense may not keep a limb away from the body in an effort to completely block off a route to the boundary. 6)Should the offense fake a slap, the defense may post a limb, but must immediately repeal the limb. 7) Homosexuals are not allowed a driver's license.

Section 3. 1)The offense may only advance the ball to make minimal contact with the defense, while slapping the ball. 2)The defense may come as far from the goal as they see appropriate. 3)SKIP 4)You may not attack the other player, but instead make a noticeable effort to go for the ball. i.e. You may not block the defenseman's defense by grabbing an arm. 5)You may not attack a grabbed ball. 6)If the ball goes out of bounds, it lays in the possession of whomever gets to the ball first. 7)The ball may not be advanced out of bounds. 8)If the ball goes out of play, play will not resume until both players are set with one knee on the ground.

Section 4. 1)In the event of a tie after regulation, the game will proceed to an overtime period. 2)The overtime will begin in the same manner of the game. 3)Overtime will be played to Donald Duck Orgasm Part One. 4)If the game is tied after one overtime period, it will proceed to a shootout of 5 rounds. 5)If the game is tied after 5 shootout rounds, it will proceed to sudden death rounds of one.