Da Beez Neezy NUHSC Pics

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Name: Aaron

Alias: Old Major

Height: 7'4"

Weight: Hulking

Theme Song: Coolio-Gangstas Paradise

Quote:

Team Stats

Name: Pimp Farm

Theme Song: DMX- Up in Here

Record: 11-0

Name: Jon

Alias: The Waterworks, Dub C

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 185

Theme Song: Cory Hart- I Wear My Sunglasses at Night

Quote: I'ma choke you.

Name: Seems

Alias: Haybish

Height: 4'11"

Weight: Small

Theme Song: Meatloaf- Paradise by the Dashboard Light

Quote: 'Sup t'us Haybish.

Name: Scottish National

Theme Song: Stilettos (as played by bagpipes)

Record: 4-3

Name: Austin

Alias: Alien-Hands

Height: 6'0"

Weight: Guess

Theme Song: Sean Paul- Temperature

Quote:

Name: Larry

Alias: Sorrowful Sultan

Height: 5'11" (varies by sag level)

Weight: Soppy

Theme Song: Three Dog Night- One is the Loneliest Number

Quote: I'm so lonely.

Name: Black Sorrow

Theme Song: K-Ci and JoJo - All My Life

Record: 4-3

Name: Mike

Alias: Black Attack

Height: 12'6"

Weight: 170

Theme Song: Jesus Loves the Little Children

Quote: Last kid to do that pissed blood for a week!

Name: Jimmy

Alias: Fat Boy Jim

Height: 5'11"

Weight: Colossal

Theme Song: Sir Mix-alot- Baby Got Back

Quote: Tony Robbins Hungry.

Name: Ontario Lipids

Theme Song: Blood Brothers- Trash Flavored Trash

Record: 2-5

Name: Ryan

Alias: Crazy Canadian

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 180

Theme Song: Canadian National Anthem

Quote: garblegarblegarble can'tunderstandme garblegarble.

Name: Jenalee

Alias: Jesuit Jena

Height: Get erf mer.

Weight: Frowsy

Theme Song: Aqua- Barbie Girl

Quote: You can brush my hair...undress me anywhere. Imagination...life is your creation.

Name: Lady Mohawks

Theme Song: Chamillionaire- Ridin Dirty

Record: 0-3

Name: Steph

Alias: Steff the Subjugating Swashbuckler

Height: Frosty

Weight: Froppy

Theme Song: Dem Franchize Boyz- Lean Wit it Rock Wit it

Quote: I don't know. Don't judge me. Whatever.

Name: Dan

Alias: Mr. Excitement, The Hairless One

Height: 6'Dan"

Weight: 160Dan

Theme Song: Fast Food Rockers- The Fast Food Song

Quote: There's Mountain Dew!? Where!?

Name: Hairless Kittens

Theme Song: Nine Inch Nails- Closer

Record: 0-

Name: Steve

Alias: Fluff Kitten

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 3.35x10^26

Theme Song: Spice Girls- Spice Up Your Life

Quote: I'm so manly.

Free Agents

Name: Matt P.

Alias: Fat Matt

Height: 5'11"

Weight: Saucy

Theme Song: Wesley Willis- Rock'n Roll McDonalds

Quote: I hate you, Larry.

Name: Tim

Alias: Crippled Crusader

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 175

Theme Song: Team America Theme Song

Quote: We're all gonna die someday.

Name: Timmy

Alias: Piano Pixie

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 160

Theme Song: Carmina Burana

Quote: fdfasdfasdssfd sdfsadfsafsdfsfdafsaf.

Name: Casey

Alias: Blazin Asian

Height: 5'3"

Weight: Diminutive

Theme Song: The Vapors- Turnin Japanese

Quote: If Eric's there, I'm not coming.

Name: Meg

Alias: Speedy Gonzalez

Height: 5'1"

Weight: Less than Seems

Theme Song: Kanye West- Gold Digger (as well as assorted mexican delights)

Quote: I'm not playing.